Halo 2 Quotes

Here are some of the Quotes from Halo 2 that I've heard while playing campaign mode, the newest will be at the top of each section. Some of the quotes are pretty funny, some are weird, and some, well you're guess is as good as mine as to what they were thinking when they made those.

Marine:

Special delivery from Capt. Keyes Chief.

Are you a leprechaun? Cause that was awesome.

Huh?...Uh, I mean that was so my plan.

Hey guy, wanna let Cortana do the thinking?

A Spartan, Kickass!

I've got a bloodthirsty cyborg, what do you got?

You mess with me, you mess with the chief.

I think he was trying to surrender.

Say hello to my little friend.

Get up so I can kill you again!

Why don't you die!

Yeah so when I shoot I try to hit stuff.

Brace up its gonna get hot!

Anytime you want more mate you know where I am.

How did you clowns even find Earth?

I need a nurse! A female nurse!

I thought you elites could fight.

That was great!

Take off your mask you cant be that ugly!

Try me you filthy bugger!

There's one.

Careful there might be more!

There's one!

This is bad, we're bad.

Get the hell outa my armory split-lip!

New contact!

Sir!

Hey there's another one.

This is as far as we go Chief.

How you doin'?

Ow!

Ouch sir!

Chief please don't stop firing.

You're making me nervous!

You shot me!

Watch where you're firing!

Sir I know you saw me standing there.

Focus!

How are you still alive?

Look at the enemy!

I know I'm quite a sight..... do your lookin later.

Hey it's me!

Chief same team!

Nice shot!

I'm on your side remember?

Sir we'll hold here.

Enemy sighted!

I see em!

Get in there jackass!

Filled him fulla lead.

Bam!

That's the way to do it, yeah!

You're a sandwich to a picnic sweetheart.

Come on mate I'm just a human.

Never had any doubt.

Hot potato!

Shotgun!

I could do this all day.

This one's for you Billy!

That's mighty kind of you chief.

My family lived on Reach you bastard!

That's it, we got em'.

This one's for you, little brother.

You sure about this?

How the hell did I manage that?

Can I please have that back sir?

Sir, what did he do wrong? Just so I know.

He's a natural.

That bastards holed up tight.

All aboard!

I'll drive.

Keep it tight and pay attention.

You can't be that bad on purpose.

Let's make some food.

Hey I heard that you guy's taste just like chicken.

You've got two hands, you've used em before, use em now!

Would you like to see a holo of my kid?

And to think I volunteered for this.

Does the word training mean anything?

Slow down jackass.

Ain't nothing we ain't done before, lets get ready people.

Tell your friends I got enough ammo for all of you.

No one backs down got it?

Don't make me take off my belt.

Hey you see him fly?

Now, charge!

Hey I got one!

You do good work boss.

Don't make em mad.

Chief if you could kill all those things that would be awesome.

Looks like that freaky mouth bit off more than it could chew.

Hey lets catch one and ride it.

Have we tried reasoning with them?

Marines the Chief is down.

How you feeling there jackass?

Uhh mate we got a problem here.

This is called the climax.

All right pull out your smokes and smoke em if you got em.

Sniper down lets go!

Take point chief.\

Hey wake up chief it's time to pay the bill.

Grenade! Get the hell outta here!

Oh man he's so dead.

That's what I call a team effort.

When your cursing put the emphasis on the curse word.

Man some days it don't pay to get out of bed.

Hunt em down and do em up.

Grenade! It's live! It's live!

Pretty slick ride sir.

Split chin bastard.

All right lets not get happy.

The more the merrier sir.

That didn't sound to good.

All right this is as good a place as any.

The chief has point position.

Grunt:

Save yourself!

Loser.

Very bad thing.

Danger!

Run away!

Look enemy

They got the elite!

Little people first!

Sissy.

Brute!

We with you Arbiter.

Demon is here!

They got leader! run!

Scared demon?

More bad guys.

Me have a bad feeling about this .

You always have a bad feeling.

Me in trouble now.

Arbiter's here! we're safe.

Stop!

What are you doing?

We stand here much longer we be on date.

Another enemy.

Take cover!

Me just fine.

For the Covenant.

Is there a problem sir?

Must not fall asleep.

What Arbiter?

We make fire, sing songs?

Is problem?

Happy to be here.

Arbiter tell me a story.

Ahhhhhhh! what?

Don't worry, me awake.

His breathing, its so regular.

You lookin at me?

Hey what's this?

Just a little more.

Retreat!

You're all cowards

No one can stop me now!

Feet don't fail me now!

Hey come out and fight.

Don't go there!

Bad guys on the move.

Come mighty one, fight.

Me kill you human.

Take advantage.

You come out, fight.

Elite:

Someone dispatch that sniper.

Arbiter are you ill?

Death to you.

Can you not see?

The Arbiter! (heretic)

Death to you Arbiter. (heretic)

Your journey will end Arbiter. (heretic)

How long will you hide coward?

Observe where you are shooting!

What are you doing arbiter?

Demon!

Cursed animal!

The agony!

Wretched creature.

There's another one!

Our foes multiply!

The gun is down!

Quickly there are more brutes to kill!

Ahrr over so soon.

One down.

We must defeat them Arbiter.

You are no warrior.

You are terrible you might as well give up.

We face a stubborn enemy.

We have them now!

Long have I waited for this!

Forward.

They never stood a chance, eh Arbiter.

I'll assume that was an accident.

The Arbiter's gone crazy!

Hah, this one has teeth!

Take my Banshee Arbiter.

Our enemies are not worthy kills themselves you know.

The sniper is dead.

Get to work.

Any more?

Is this some sort of test?

Arbiter, we have little time.

We have work to do.

What is it Arbiter?

They were no match for us, eh Arbiter?

Enemy Ghost!

Ready?

Check your target Arbiter.

I am ready.

One of us must die!

More for the slaughter.

Join the battle Arbiter.

Excellent!

Those will kill us as well Arbiter.

You have no place on the path Brute.

You will lead, you're life is already forfeit.

Perhaps we should have a chance to take on the demon together, eh Arbiter?

Lead the way Arbiter.

A fine battle don't you think?

I have him.

Thank you Arbiter.

Damn you brute damn your entire hideous race!

Greetings.

Mmmm Perhaps we should take a break, I could use a nap.

We destroyed them!

Well Arbiter I hope your everything they say you are.

So much for a stealthy.

Perhaps you will earn the death you seek in the next battle.

Lead brother.

Could be worse.

Does he still live?

What fragile things they are.

Is that what they look like?

Holy light!

Camouflage engaged.

The sword is drawn.

The Arbiter's being generous.

No one shall pass Arbiter.

Careful Arbiter you wouldn't want to hurt yourself now.

Yes Arbiter this will do nicely .

Very well Arbiter.

Do I look like a Grunt?

Very well if I must.

I appreciate.

Your will, my action.

Ready, at your command Arbiter.

Some Arbiter you are.

He seeks to evade us.

I'll join the party

Brutes:

I already checked there.

He's hiding.

Not there either.

I thought I smelled you Arbiter.

Arrr go see what's taking them so long.

Where are you going?

Patience, it has to come back this way eventually.

I have his scent now!

Grenade!

We will hunt you down.

He's just an Elite! go, kill him!

Die Arbiter!

Careful.

Where are you going?

He's chasing me!

Forward!

Take this.

Get out of the way!

You aren't going to get away.

Destroy every last one of them.

Let him go, I'm wounded.

Why run?

Thinking about running?

He didn't go far.

Where's the fun in that?

Did it run away?

Cursed Demon!

Try to stop me.

Cortana:

The lift is clear, step on in.

After that stunt on Cairo Station I know you're not afraid of heights.